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August 2010 Welcome to the ANDROID'S DUNGEON. Please note that
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(re)construction, and some of the features you are used to - such as recs and links - are temporarily absent.
As promised (threatened) last time, a large amount of fiction has now been removed from this website. We hope that everybody who wanted to download fiction had the chance to do so before it was taken down. The only new work we have to regale you with this time is Hyarrowen's dazzling Henry V time-travel epic JUMPING O'ER TIMES, inspired by Kenneth Branagh's narration of the BBC's Walking With Dinosaurs/Monsters/Beasts (and so, at least technically, probably a crossover). If you have ever paused to wonder how a mediaeval king and his retinue might react when flung headlong into the terrifyingly unfamiliar world of distant pre-history, this wonderful story will answer many of your questions; it's pure delight from start to finish! ©The Android August 2010
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THE AGONY
AND THE ECSTASY |
Rome, Autumn
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AIRWOLF
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NOR IRON BARS A CAGE Archangel engineers a confrontation with Stringfellow Hawke about the truth of his brother's death, thereby setting events in motion which result in violent emotional catharsis and a perilous new unity between them. |
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AUTOMAN
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ELECTRIC BLUE by Chameleon Walter Nebicher uses technology to create the perfect computerised crime-fighter, designed to be everything his inventor is not. The problem is, Automan's just a little bit too perfect – and Wally's falling in love with him… |
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THE BILL
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BLUE MOVIE An Assistant Chief Constable
has a down on gay police officers: two volunteers are needed to force
him to act. DCI Jack Meadows has to find someone willing to pose as his
partner... DARK BLUE REFLECTIONS by Tarlan The relationship between Meadows and Monroe got off to a shaky enough start; now it looks as if it could be falling apart when a deranged man decides to commit suicide but is determined not to die alone... |
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COLDITZ
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Between May 27th and June
4th, 1940, a flotilla of seven hundred vessels of all shapes and sizes
evacuated almost 350,000 Allied officers and men from the beaches of
Dunkirk. For those who were not able to get away - or who were already
prisoners of the Germans - a long and tedious captivity was just
beginning. Chapter
One: Spring 1941 (36kb) * Chapter Two: Autumn 1941 (38kb) |
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DOCTOR WHO
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RING OF TRUTH After the failure of one of
his schemes, the Master is imprisoned on Earth; his captivity
provides an unexpected opportunity to renew a commitment he and the
Doctor have long considered over. MOMENT OF
TRUTH Summoned to a remote island in an obscure backwater of time, the Doctor is forced to reexamine events in his own past whose memory appears to have been stolen from him... |
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THE GOD OF GAMBLERS |
CHINESE
WHISPERS Working undercover to destroy a French-Italian crime syndicate, the disguised God of Gamblers, Ko Chun, has no option but to risk losing his dearest friend, his bodyguard Lung Wu, on the turn of a single card. |
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GOLDENEYE (JAMES BOND) |
THROUGH SMOKE AND MIRRORS by Kitty Fisher James Bond and Alec Trevelyan may seem like complete opposites but they're ideally suited to one another, and they both enjoy playing dangerous games of sex and violence – until suddenly it turns out that one of them is playing for keeps. |
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HAPPY DAYS |
APPRENTICE by Elise Lassiter WARNING: FEATURES HET AND MULTIPLE
PARTNERS
ON
BLUEBERRY HILL |
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HAWAII FIVE-O
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IN SUNSHINE OR IN SHADOW by Denise Sheets You can run away from love, but you can't escape it altogether - as Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams discover, one sultry summer evening. |
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HENRY V |
HEARTS'-EASE 1. Call-me-to-you (61kb) HENRY'S JOURNEY by Hyarrowen (130kb) Henry is sent into exile, accompanied by a rather reluctant Herald. They go on a great journey together, but it's Henry who travels furthest.JUMPING O'ER TIMES by Hyarrowen (560kb)
Caught up in an astrologer-sorcerer’s spell, Henry and his retinue – and one Frenchman – are thrown into the distant past. They must learn to trust each other, and to work together, if they are ever to return. |
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THE HIGH CHAPARRAL |
FOOLS LIKE YOU AND ME by
Henry Set after the episode
'Ride the Savage Land'. |
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THE INCREDIBLE HULK
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STORM DAMAGE Forced to shelter from severe weather at the almost-deserted Cliffside Inn, David Banner and Jack McGee have a chance to examine the deeper implications of their close friendship... |
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INSPECTOR MORSE |
OAK AND MISTLETOE A hostage situation and the murder of a gay bookseller bring revelations which cause Morse and Lewis to examine their working relationship - and their personal one. |
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THE IRISH R.M. |
WILD HORSES Major Sinclair Yeates begins to understand that the attraction he feels towards his mercurial landlord, Flurry Knox, is returned - leading to declarations that put at risk two very promising intended marriages. |
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JEEVES AND WOOSTER
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MY MAN, JEEVES The bunglings of an agency valet drive Bertie to flee to Jeeves' side - to continue a love affair that began over a typical domestic disaster... |
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KOJAK |
UNEXPECTED INTERLUDE by Reets Hurt and betrayed by someone he believed was a friend, Bobby Crocker is at his lowest ebb when his boss, Lieutenant Theo Kojak, unexpectedly shows up at his door. |
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LARK RISE TO CANDLEFORD |
TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME WARNING: ALTERNATE
(BBC) UNIVERSE. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PURISTS OR FANS OF THE
ORIGINAL BOOKS. That
James could be familiar with that particular type of encounter had
never entered [Robert's] head before. Indeed, if pressed, he would have
said that but for a few youthful fumbles between farm boys - soon over
and even sooner blushed about in recollection - there was no-one in the
whole of Lark Rise who had any experience of intimate pleasure between
men … with the notable exception of himself. (Based on BBC TV's series rather than the books by Flora Thompson.) |
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LES MISERABLES |
AS LUCIFER
FELL Paris, Summer 1832 A CHRISTMAS TALE by Sandi Written in response to 'As Lucifer Fell', this takes the story of the unconventional household in the Rue Plumet forward to their first ever Christmas as a family. |
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LOVEJOY |
THE FAKE'S PROGRESS Summoned
by a message on his answering machine Lovejoy races to a rendezvous
with Alexander which leads to a weekend of gay abandon punctuated by a
disturbing nightmare... It's Not Love (But It's Not Bad) (37kb) How
the relationship began - with a gay club, a blackmailer, a fire-escape
and a Bristol hard-paste figurine, not to mention wanton destruction of
a prized video collection. One of Those Days (31kb) Featuring
a flood, a power cut and a four-poster bed, complete with an unexpected
visit from the police. With life this chaotic, it looks very much as if
this relationship is doomed from the start. Corporate Hostility (69kb) It was supposed to be
a quiet weekend; instead it ended up as the
dramatic saga of the ex-wife, the crooked director, the hot-air balloon
and the stolen silver ... and the unexpected truth. Spokes in the Wheel (76kb) Even perfect happiness
doesn't last forever, and this was never
perfect. A drunken Eric, a TV star's lost Bugatti and the story of a
dead ex-lover combine in this tale of reluctant parting. No Smoke Without Fire (76kb) "Everybody needs good neighbours", says the song; when you're broke and ill and trying to make ends meet in a draughty cottage, you need your neighbours - and your family - more than ever. |
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MEN IN BLACK |
BLIPS by Annie P (46kb) After
the second movie, J and K both have a lot of emotional baggage to sort
through - and the future of their partnership is at stake. Two views of
the same events. |
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PERFECT SCOUNDRELS |
AS LONG AS THE MOON CAN SHINE Set during the
first season, this is the story of a charming dog, a packet of
fluorescent stars, an imaginary mountain and the return of Bertie Lazar
- and somewhere along the line Guy Buchanan and Harry Cassidy fall in
love. TRACKS OF MY TEARS Set after 'The Long Way Home'; Buchanan regrets rejecting Cassidy's advances, not least because he seems to have lost him to another man. Then an urgent summons from Ireland suddenly changes everything... |
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POIROT |
THE REAL
CAPTAIN HASTINGS An Argentinian visitor to London
is found murdered, reminding detective Hercule Poirot and his assistant
Captain Arthur Hastings that although life is short there is no reason
that it must always be lonely. A very talented
artist, Zuzana
Martinkova, has produced
some beautiful artwork in response to
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THE PROFESSIONALS |
CAUSE FOR CONCERN Bodie and Doyle are sharing
everything, even their women; they're too close. Cowley decides to
intervene - and his plan involves the return of Ann Holly, Doyle's
former fiancee. INSIDE INFORMATION An undercover assignment has meant a month in Wormwood Scrubs for Bodie. When he's released he doesn't seem to relish Doyle's company any more. Something that happened inside must have changed him - but what? |
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QUANTUM LEAP |
STARDUST |
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SHOGUN
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Chapter One (58kb) * Chapter Two (56kb)
Chapter Three (43kb) * Chapter Four (56kb) Chapter Five (54kb) * Chapter Six (46kb) Japan, 1605 |
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THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN |
FIFTY FIFTY A malfunction in Steve's
bionic implants leads to a crisis which forces Oscar to consider
exactly how much his friend means to him... HANDS ON THE WHEEL The failure of the 'Seven Million Dollar Man' experiment brings unexpected complications for Steve Austin and Oscar Goldman |
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STARGATE SG-1
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DEUS EX MACHINA Returning to the SGC unexpectedly after an absence of two years, Daniel learns that another Daniel Jackson has taken his place - only this one is fourteen years old, and believes himself to be Jack O'Neill's son. |
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STAR TREK:
DEEP SPACE NINE |
DMZ The future of the Alpha Quadrant depends on a set of highly personal loyalties developing between Commander Benjamin Sisko and a Cardassian, GuI Dukat... |
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STAR TREK:
ENTERPRISE |
ORCHARD WALLS In a place of empty and
incomprehensible darkness Malcolm Reed thinks he is alone - until he
runs into Trip Tucker. That's when the parameters of their relationship
suddenly begin to change... Part Two: In The Light (52kb) Back on the ship, Trip and
Malcolm begin exploring the feelings they were forced to confront
during their time in 'that place' - aware that their relationship is
already public knowledge even before it's properly begun. WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA Historical
alternate universe |
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THE THREE MUSKETEERS
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THE FIVE MUSKETEERS: THE MARK OF DISHONOUR France, Winter 1650 |
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THE VIRGINIAN |
RAILROAD TIES After fifteen years of estrangement the Virginian's family suddenly asks for his help. When Trampas goes along to lend a hand, they find themselves fighting shoulder-to-shoulder against land-hungry neighbours - and painful recollections of the Virginian's past. |
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WARSHIP
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OUT OF THE BLUE For two naval officers an unexpected yacht charter to the Channel Islands gives them a new and startling perspective on their careers ... and their feelings for one another... |
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