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August 2010

Welcome to the ANDROID'S DUNGEON.  Please note that for the time being this website is under (re)construction, and some of the features you are used to - such as recs and links - are temporarily absent.

As
promised (threatened) last time, a large amount of fiction has now been removed from this website.  We hope that everybody who wanted to download fiction had the chance to do so before it was taken down.

The only new work we have to regale you with this time is Hyarrowen's dazzling Henry V time-travel epic JUMPING O'ER TIMES, inspired by Kenneth Branagh's narration of the BBC's Walking With Dinosaurs/Monsters/Beasts (and so, at least technically, probably a crossover).  If you have ever paused to wonder how a mediaeval king and his retinue might react when flung headlong into the terrifyingly unfamiliar world of distant pre-history, this wonderful story will answer many of your questions; it's pure delight from start to finish!

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CONTENTS

A
The Agony and The Ecstasy                 
Airwolf
Automan

I
The Incredible Hulk
Inspector Morse

Q
Quantum Leap
B
The Bill

J
James Bond
Jeeves and Wooster

S
Shogun
The Six Million Dollar Man
Stargate SG-1
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek: Enterprise
c
Colditz
K
Kojak

T
The Three Musketeers
D
Dr Who
L
Lark Rise to Candleford         
Les Miserables
Lovejoy


V
The Virginian
G
The God of Gamblers
M
Men in Black
W
Warship

H
Happy Days
Hawaii Five-O
Henry V
The High Chaparral

P
Perfect Scoundrels
Poirot                               

The Professionals






STORY DETAILS






THE AGONY
AND THE ECSTASY

PASSION PLAY
(103kb)

Rome, Autumn 1512
Michelangelo Buonarotti is dragged away from his almost-completed work on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel on the pretext of designing sculptures for an obscure provincial garden. However an unexpected encounter with his patron, Giuliano della Rovere, suddenly brings into context their many years of often bitter rivalry and presents them with new dilemmas that must be solved - together.
(Based on 'The Agony and The Ecstasy' starring Charlton Heston and Rex Harrison.)






AIRWOLF

NOR IRON BARS A CAGE
(44kb)

Archangel engineers a confrontation with Stringfellow Hawke about the truth of his brother's death, thereby setting events in motion which result in violent emotional catharsis and a perilous new unity between them.






AUTOMAN

ELECTRIC BLUE by Chameleon
(31kb)

Walter Nebicher uses technology to create the perfect computerised crime-fighter, designed to be everything his inventor is not. The problem is, Automan's just a little bit too perfect – and Wally's falling in love with him…






THE BILL

BLUE MOVIE
(133kb)

An Assistant Chief Constable has a down on gay police officers: two volunteers are needed to force him to act. DCI Jack Meadows has to find someone willing to pose as his partner...

DARK BLUE REFLECTIONS by Tarlan
(89kb)

The relationship between Meadows and Monroe got off to a shaky enough start; now it looks as if it could be falling apart when a deranged man decides to commit suicide but is determined not to die alone...






COLDITZ

THE FIRST DUTY
by Sue and Sal

Between May 27th and June 4th, 1940, a flotilla of seven hundred vessels of all shapes and sizes evacuated almost 350,000 Allied officers and men from the beaches of Dunkirk. For those who were not able to get away - or who were already prisoners of the Germans - a long and tedious captivity was just beginning.

Chapter One: Spring 1941 (36kb)   *   Chapter Two: Autumn 1941 (38kb)
Chapter Three: Spring 1942 (38kb)   *   Chapter Four: Summer 1942 (41kb)
Chapter Five: Autumn 1942 (36kb)   *   Chapter Six: Winter 1942 (36kb)
Chapter Seven: Nov - Dec 1942 (42kb)   *   Chapter Eight: Jan - Mar 1943 (42kb)
Chapter Nine: Apr - Jun 1943 (47kb)   *   Chapter Ten: Jul - Sept 1943 (36kb)
Chapter Eleven: Oct - Dec 1943 (42kb)
   *   Chapter Twelve: Apr - Jun 1944 (44kb)
Chapter Thirteen: Late 1944 (36kb)   *   Chapter Fourteen: January 1945 (35kb)
Chapter Fifteen: February 1945 (38kb)   *   Chapter Sixteen: March 1945 (34kb)
Chapter Seventeen: March 1945 (39kb)   *   Chapter Eighteen: March 1945 (38kb)
Chapter Nineteen: March 1945 (35kb)   *   Chapter Twenty: 13 April 1945 (41kb)
Chapter Twenty One: 14 April 1945 (40kb)   *   Chapter Twenty Two: 14-15 April 1945 (38kb)






DOCTOR WHO

RING OF TRUTH
(33kb)

After the failure of one of his schemes, the Master is imprisoned on Earth; his captivity provides an unexpected opportunity to renew a commitment he and the Doctor have long considered over.

MOMENT OF TRUTH
(56kb)

Summoned to a remote island in an obscure backwater of time, the Doctor is forced to re­examine events in his own past whose memory appears to have been stolen from him...






THE GOD OF
 GAMBLERS

CHINESE WHISPERS
Part One
(59kb)
Part Two (54kb)

Working undercover to destroy a French-Italian crime syndicate, the disguised God of Gamblers, Ko Chun, has no option but to risk losing his dearest friend, his bodyguard Lung Wu, on the turn of a single card.






GOLDENEYE
(JAMES BOND)

THROUGH SMOKE AND MIRRORS by Kitty Fisher
(45kb)

James Bond and Alec Trevelyan may seem like complete opposites but they're ideally suited to one another, and they both enjoy playing dangerous games of sex and violence – until suddenly it turns out that one of them is playing for keeps.






HAPPY DAYS

APPRENTICE by Elise Lassiter
(61kb)

Losing your virginity and falling in love may be two very different experiences - as Richie Cunningham is about to find out.
WARNING: FEATURES HET AND MULTIPLE PARTNERS

ON BLUEBERRY HILL
(63kb)

Ditched by his girlfriend at a local beauty spot, Richie is just starting to question where he has gone wrong in his life when he hears the sound of a motorbike in the distance - and suddenly he knows.






HAWAII FIVE-O

IN SUNSHINE OR IN SHADOW by Denise Sheets
(41kb)

You can run away from love, but you can't escape it altogether - as Steve McGarrett and Danny Williams discover, one sultry summer evening.






HENRY V

HEARTS'-EASE
~ a mediaeval romance ~

1. Call-me-to-you (61kb)
2. Love-lies-bleeding (60kb)
3. Pensée (66kb)
4. Constancy (67kb)
Author's Notes (5kb)

Montjoy the herald didn’t quite reach out to touch King Henry after the Battle of Azincourt, but he wanted to. Suppose he had? What might have have happened to them then?

HENRY'S JOURNEY by Hyarrowen (130kb)

Henry is sent into exile, accompanied by a rather reluctant Herald. They go on a great journey together, but it's Henry who travels furthest.


JUMPING O'ER TIMES by Hyarrowen (560kb)

Caught up in an astrologer-sorcerer’s spell, Henry and his retinue – and one Frenchman – are thrown into the distant past. They must learn to trust each other, and to work together, if they are ever to return.








THE HIGH CHAPARRAL

FOOLS LIKE YOU AND ME by Henry
(98kb)

Set after the episode 'Ride the Savage Land'.
Rescuing two kidnapped children from the Apache starts off a sequence of events that Buck Cannon and Manolito Montoya both - in different ways - find difficult to deal with.






THE INCREDIBLE HULK

STORM DAMAGE
(91kb)

Forced to shelter from severe weather at the almost-deserted Cliffside Inn, David Banner and Jack McGee have a chance to examine the deeper implications of their close friendship...






INSPECTOR MORSE

OAK AND MISTLETOE
(92kb)

A hostage situation and the murder of a gay bookseller bring revelations which cause Morse and Lewis to examine their working relationship - and their personal one.






THE IRISH R.M.

WILD HORSES
(35kb)

Major Sinclair Yeates begins to understand that the attraction he feels towards his mercurial landlord, Flurry Knox, is returned - leading to declarations that put at risk two very promising intended marriages.






JEEVES AND WOOSTER

MY MAN, JEEVES
(32kb)

The bunglings of an agency valet drive Bertie to flee to Jeeves' side - to continue a love affair that began over a typical domestic disaster...






KOJAK

UNEXPECTED INTERLUDE by Reets
(16kb)

Hurt and betrayed by someone he believed was a friend, Bobby Crocker is at his lowest ebb when his boss, Lieutenant Theo Kojak, unexpectedly shows up at his door.






LARK RISE TO
 CANDLEFORD

TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME
(169kb)

WARNING: ALTERNATE (BBC) UNIVERSE.  NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PURISTS OR FANS OF THE ORIGINAL BOOKS.

That James could be familiar with that particular type of encounter had never entered [Robert's] head before. Indeed, if pressed, he would have said that but for a few youthful fumbles between farm boys - soon over and even sooner blushed about in recollection - there was no-one in the whole of Lark Rise who had any experience of intimate pleasure between men … with the notable exception of himself.

(Based on BBC TV's series rather than the books by Flora Thompson.)






LES
MISERABLES

AS LUCIFER FELL
(153kb)

Paris, Summer 1832
Jean Valjean is languishing close to death when the intervention of the supernatural brings to his side the one man with whom he has longed to make his peace. Javert's life, too, is in ruins; dragged back from the brink of suicide he is now faced with living in a world which seems increasingly to revolve around his feelings for his former enemy, and that knowledge terrifies even him.
(Based on the stage version of 'Les Miserables' starring any tenor/baritone combination of your choice!)

A CHRISTMAS TALE by Sandi
(61kb)

Written in response to 'As Lucifer Fell', this takes the story of the unconventional household in the Rue Plumet forward to their first ever Christmas as a family.






LOVEJOY

THE FAKE'S PROGRESS

Two Times Table (34kb)

Summoned by a message on his answering machine Lovejoy races to a rendezvous with Alexander which leads to a weekend of gay abandon punctuated by a disturbing nightmare...

It's Not Love (But It's Not Bad) (37kb)

How the relationship began - with a gay club, a blackmailer, a fire-escape and a Bristol hard-paste figurine, not to mention wanton destruction of a prized video collection.

One of Those Days (31kb)

Featuring a flood, a power cut and a four-poster bed, complete with an unexpected visit from the police. With life this chaotic, it looks very much as if this relationship is doomed from the start.

Corporate Hostility (69kb)

It was supposed to be a quiet weekend; instead it ended up as the dramatic saga of the ex-wife, the crooked director, the hot-air balloon and the stolen silver ... and the unexpected truth.

Spokes in the Wheel (76kb)

Even perfect happiness doesn't last forever, and this was never perfect. A drunken Eric, a TV star's lost Bugatti and the story of a dead ex-lover combine in this tale of reluctant parting.

No Smoke Without Fire (76kb)

"Everybody needs good neighbours", says the song; when you're broke and ill and trying to make ends meet in a draughty cottage, you need your neighbours - and your family - more than ever.






MEN IN BLACK

BLIPS by Annie P (46kb)
ECLIPSE by Sue (52kb)

After the second movie, J and K both have a lot of emotional baggage to sort through - and the future of their partnership is at stake. Two views of the same events.
ECLIPSE is an authorised companion piece to BLIPS.






PERFECT SCOUNDRELS

AS LONG AS THE MOON CAN SHINE
(79kb)

Set during the first season, this is the story of a charming dog, a packet of fluorescent stars, an imaginary mountain and the return of Bertie Lazar - and somewhere along the line Guy Buchanan and Harry Cassidy fall in love.

TRACKS OF MY TEARS
(73kb)

Set after 'The Long Way Home'; Buchanan regrets rejecting Cassidy's advances, not least because he seems to have lost him to another man. Then an urgent summons from Ireland suddenly changes everything...






POIROT

THE REAL CAPTAIN HASTINGS
(293kb)

An Argentinian visitor to London is found murdered, reminding detective Hercule Poirot and his assistant Captain Arthur Hastings that although life is short there is no reason that it must always be lonely.

A very talented artist, Zuzana Martinkova, has produced some beautiful artwork in response to this story;
you can see it
here. (360 x 511, 105kb) Also, don’t forget to check out her page on DeviantArt.






THE PROFESSIONALS

CAUSE FOR CONCERN
(129kb)

Bodie and Doyle are sharing everything, even their women; they're too close. Cowley decides to intervene - and his plan involves the return of Ann Holly, Doyle's former fiancee.

INSIDE INFORMATION
(23kb)

An undercover assignment has meant a month in Wormwood Scrubs for Bodie. When he's released he doesn't seem to relish Doyle's company any more. Something that happened inside must have changed him - but what?






QUANTUM LEAP

STARDUST
(68kb)

Leaping in to sort out the complicated love-life of a gay jazz musician doesn't seem quite so bad - until one of the complications turns out to be Al...






SHOGUN

THE EIGHTFOLD FENCE

Chapter One  (58kb)  *  Chapter Two (56kb)
Chapter Three (43kb)  *  Chapter Four (56kb)
Chapter Five (54kb)  *  Chapter Six (46kb)

Japan, 1605
John Blackthorne, English Samurai, crosses paths again with Father Martin Alvito, Jesuit priest, in an encounter arranged by Yoshi Toranaga, Regent of Japan. Needing their help, afraid to lose either of them, he has decided it will suit his purposes very well for these two natural enemies to become lovers. He has the power of life and death over his subjects, but arranging the disposition of their hearts is not, he learns, quite as easy as he had imagined.
(Based on 'Shogun' starring Richard Chamberlain and Damien Thomas.






THE SIX MILLION
DOLLAR MAN

FIFTY FIFTY
(38kb)

A malfunction in Steve's bionic implants leads to a crisis which forces Oscar to consider exactly how much his friend means to him...

HANDS ON THE WHEEL
(65kb)

The failure of the 'Seven Million Dollar Man' experiment brings unexpected complications for Steve Austin and Oscar Goldman






STARGATE SG-1

DEUS EX MACHINA
(243kb)

Returning to the SGC unexpectedly after an absence of two years, Daniel learns that another Daniel Jackson has taken his place - only this one is fourteen years old, and believes himself to be Jack O'Neill's son.






STAR TREK:
DEEP SPACE NINE


DMZ
(96kb)

The future of the Alpha Quadrant depends on a set of highly personal loyalties developing between Commander Benjamin Sisko and a Cardassian, GuI Dukat...






STAR TREK:
ENTERPRISE


ORCHARD WALLS

Part One: In The Dark
(49kb)

In a place of empty and incomprehensible darkness Malcolm Reed thinks he is alone - until he runs into Trip Tucker. That's when the parameters of their relationship suddenly begin to change...

Part Two: In The Light (52kb)

Back on the ship, Trip and Malcolm begin exploring the feelings they were forced to confront during their time in 'that place' - aware that their relationship is already public knowledge even before it's properly begun.

WHERE THE SKY MEETS THE SEA
(143kb)

Historical alternate universe
The Solomon Islands, 1942
Enfant Perdu, a tiny speck of an island with no resident population, hides a secret that could turn the tide of the war in the South Pacific. Lieutenant Malcolm Reed of the Royal Navy is sent to retrieve it, but his American hosts insist on sending along one of their own men as well - a beached PT boat commander, Lieutenant Skip Tucker. It's not exactly the start of a beautiful friendship...






THE THREE MUSKETEERS

THE FIVE MUSKETEERS: THE MARK OF DISHONOUR
(151kb)

France, Winter 1650
Anticipating a quiet, rural Christmas, Athos, Porthos and Aramis are lured from their fireside by the return of Justine De Winter, daughter of two old enemies. Kidnapping d'Artagnan and Athos's adopted son, Raoul, Justine issues an ultimatum; one of them may be ransomed, the other will die. The decision falls to Athos, who knows full well the hate Justine bears him ... and his beloved Jean d'Artganan.
(Based on the 'Musketeers' movies starring Oliver Reed and Michael York - among others!)






THE VIRGINIAN

RAILROAD TIES
(162kb)

After fifteen years of estrangement the Virginian's family suddenly asks for his help. When Trampas goes along to lend a hand, they find themselves fighting shoulder-to-shoulder against land-hungry neighbours - and painful recollections of the Virginian's past.






WARSHIP

OUT OF THE BLUE
(132kb)

For two naval officers an unexpected yacht charter to the Channel Islands gives them a new and startling perspective on their careers ... and their feelings for one another...





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